Toronto. According to eye witness reports, a middle-aged woman did a strip-tease in the middle of a trendy downtown restaurant last Friday evening.
An unnamed source tells us a party of four, a middle-aged man and woman and a handsome young couple, had just been seated at their table when the woman was overheard exclaiming, "Holy Moly! Is it hot in here or what?!" and began removing her clothing.
While smirking diners looked on, and parents at nearby tables covered the eyes of their giggling children, the woman, (with the seductive grace of a heavy hipped wildebeast) removed layer after layer of clothing until she was wearing just her camisole (white with an obvious black bra underneath). When she began to fan herself with the hem of her camisole, the young woman seated across from her put a stop to things by loudly exclaiming, "Mom! Stop!"
"What is the matter with you?!" the middle-aged gentleman asked.
"Are you feverish?!" the daughter asked.
"Are you ill?!" the young man asked.
"I don't know!" she wailed. "I'm just so FRIGGIN'' hot I'm soaked with perspiration!"
"I'll give you another minute," the waitress said before hurrying away.
As the woman, wearing just her camisole (with the black bra underneath) sat fanning her red face with a napkin and her family looked on with puzzled expressions, an elderly woman at the next table reportedly leaned over and kindly whispered, "Don't worry dear, I think you're just having a hot flash."