Seriously! (I
have to add the "seriously" because after reading their nasty
messages left on my blog, it has become apparent to me that not everyone can
tell when I'm joking or not). These thong-wearers gave me a real proper
scolding; I've been lambasted, berated, chewed up and spit out. Apparently, I'm the talk of their message
boards, and two have gone as far as leaving anonymous comments on my blog - one claiming I have something rammed deeply up my netherlands, and the other
calling me a hypocrite.
As for the first accusation, although I've never before noticed anything
up there that doesn't belong, I will bow to their superior wisdom of all things butt-crack related. And as for calling me a hypocrite, well... it might
have wounded me if I hadn’t already admitted as much IN THE TITLE! In fact, that was the whole jest – to poke
fun at my hypocritical reaction to seeing an old guy in a thong!
The whole thing leaves me confused. I mean…I don’t expect everyone to get my
sense of humour, but I would have thought thong-wearers might have had thicker
skin… "Touche!"
Thong wearers message board? well, I have seen AND heard of everything now.
ReplyDeletesurprised that they don't seem to be able to handle some light rubbing. *side eye*
but seriously, leaving comments about something "rammed up your netherlands"; highly inappropriate. It's quite the violent response to something that was not even remotely offensive. especially since the given title of the piece.
Yep, colour me surprised... would have assumed they were used to being poked.....fun of I mean ;)
Anonymous comments don't deserve to be taken seriously. More power to your elbow...
ReplyDeleteOh, honey -- fuck 'em if they can't take a joke. There are a billion blogs to read if they don't like yours. It's like those asshat "family values" types getting their knickers all in a twist of something on TV. Turn the damn channel if you don't like it!
ReplyDeleteDon't ever let anyone make you feel badly about something you've written on your own damn blog.
Don't get the "Thong Wearers Anti-Defamation League" on your case. Like the clothing they promote, they can be a pain in the ass.
ReplyDeleteIf there was a reward for "Best Commenter", you would win the prize!
DeleteHey Kara - I know when you are joking! I love your blogs, they always make me giggle! Keep being your authentic self please. You are probably bound to ruffle a few feathers again in the future. So what? Who cares? Don't take it personal just keep being authentic. I enjoy your writing. Seriously ... you are gifted.
ReplyDeleteI can't stop laughing Kara.
ReplyDeleteThere are people that don't get humor... and they should be given a warning at the end of anything they read.. touche! :)
This is crazy! I have to go and read your old post!
ReplyDeleteOh dear. That's one the first I read and it made me giggle.
ReplyDeleteOh, dear Lord.
ReplyDeleteI agree with everyone above and, as for thongs, well, the less said about that the better.
What is it with humorless people? Ugh.
XO
A.
Oh for crying out loud, people take themselves way too seriously!
ReplyDeleteSome people need a sense of humor...
ReplyDeleteNuts on them if they can't take a joke.
ReplyDeleteThere's a thong wearers message board? Really? Holy Crap. LOL Maybe their thongs are so far up their butts that it has affected their sense of humor? :)
ReplyDeleteWhat can you possibly say to that? There are thong wearer message boards? You actually upset them? I'm stunned that you could be so callous...so cold...so damn funny! LOL Love your blog! Found you through the Everyday Blog Hop~Friday.
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I went back and read the original post and I can't tell if I want to laugh or claw my eyes out lol! I also read through the comments. People truly are amazing and take things way too seriously sometimes! I for one found it hilarious :) It can't be comfy for the nasty people posting the comments to type with something up their ass! Maybe that's why they're so angry?
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Anonymous comments? Ignore them - they are spineless cretins. I think it is highly amusing that some people seem to have had a complete humour bypass. They are blind to things that are blatantly supposed to be funny! Keep going girl, I love your blog ;-)
ReplyDeletespineless? not... I don't care whether people wear or don't wear thongs... but she needs to be corrected (or made aware of) what 'dingle berries' are and that there is a difference between a THONG and a G-STRING. She seems to think they are the same... and she seems to think that dingle berries are testicles. They are not. I hate the term and don't want to think about what they are and don't want to hear or read the disgusting term. I'm not spineless, I just don't want to take time to sign up to a blog that I'll never return to after today... too many online accounts; I don't need to create another.
Delete" With dingle berries bouncing and butt cheeks quivering "
ReplyDeleteObviously, you don't have a clue to what 'Dingle Berries' are... they are NOT testicles as your use seems to suggest.