Seriously! (I have to add the "seriously" because after reading their nasty messages left on my blog, it has become apparent to me that not everyone can tell when I'm joking or not). These thong-wearers gave me a real proper scolding; I've been lambasted, berated, chewed up and spit out. Apparently, I'm the talk of their message boards, and two have gone as far as leaving anonymous comments on my blog - one claiming I have something rammed deeply up my netherlands, and the other calling me a hypocrite.
As for the first accusation, although I've never before noticed anything up there that doesn't belong, I will bow to their superior wisdom of all things butt-crack related. And as for calling me a hypocrite, well... it might have wounded me if I hadn’t already admitted as much IN THE TITLE! In fact, that was the whole jest – to poke fun at my hypocritical reaction to seeing an old guy in a thong!
The whole thing leaves me confused. I mean…I don’t expect everyone to get my sense of humour, but I would have thought thong-wearers might have had thicker skin… "Touche!"