Um...I really don't understand people. At all.
You see, I use Google Alerts to notify me of websites containing certain words that I want to track, just in case someone uses or makes mention of a posting of mine. For instance, I've set a Google Alert to notify me whenever someone uses the words "Velma Dinkley" ever since I wrote the piece My Sister is Velma Dinkley.
But it's been one jaw-dropping notification after another. Apparently, Velma is not the girl I thought she was. She seems to have a preference for super short mini skirts, has apparently got a boob job, smokes weed and moonlights as a cartoon porn star. I'm not kiddin'! In fact, I've discovered there is whole world of cartoon porn lovers out there!
But Velma?! The nerdy, bookish brainiac from Scooby Doo?! Tsk, tsk, tsk. I am SO disappointed in her.