2011-06-28

Velma Dinkley - The Sex Kitten

Um...I really don't understand people.  At all.

You see, I use Google Alerts to notify me of websites containing certain words that I want to track, just in case someone uses or makes mention of a posting of mine.  For instance, I've set a Google Alert to notify me whenever someone uses the words "Velma Dinkley" ever since I wrote the piece My Sister is Velma Dinkley.

But it's been one jaw-dropping notification after another.  Apparently, Velma is not the girl I thought she was.  She seems to have a preference for super short mini skirts, has apparently got a boob job, smokes weed and moonlights as a cartoon porn star.  I'm not kiddin'!  In fact, I've discovered there is whole world of cartoon porn lovers out there!

But Velma?!  The nerdy, bookish brainiac from Scooby Doo?!   Tsk, tsk, tsk.   I am SO disappointed in her.



13 comments:

  1. HAHA...it would awful hard to hide that identity..or should I say those...as in plural or mor than one :-)

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  2. Well dang... who knew? I thought Velma was a good girl... Orangies Attic

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  3. Me too! It just goes to show - you never truly know someone.

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  4. AlpenwasserJune 28, 2011

    Wow, apparently some people will do ANYthing for a Scooby Snack.

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  5. Okay, that is just freakin' hysterical.

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  6. Shit, after reading that, I don't want to know what the Janitor did!

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  7. I know! That old man Traverse could be a real perv!

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  8. Son of a gun. It's the age-old story of librarian by day, sex maniac by night. The clueless stoned guy ... at least he looked stoned to me ... on that cartoon probably turned out to be a college professor ...

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  9. Oooohh, Lawdy, Lawdy (that's lordy, lordy for those of you who don't speak southern US speech.) Wow, that Velma sure does have some killer abs.

    PS- The publisher of the Puglian cookbook says Canadians are awesome and wants has opened the giveaway up to you and them, and all of yal. :) We gottta love us some Kara!

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  10. Les BotcharJune 29, 2011

    Jinkies!

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  11. Who knew? That Velma....

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  12. Who knows what he had under his long white coat?



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  13. hilarious and kind of gross -- haha!

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