2012-05-04

I am NOT a Crazy Cat Person!

Oh My God!  My pets are weird.  My dog, Bojangles, well...you've all read about him in past posts.  But I also have a cat.  A strange cat.  A cat who tries to talk.  A vocal cat.  And I am NOT one of those weird cat owners.  I do NOT think my cat has a human's persona, or can understand everything I say to him, or communicates telepathically with me, or any of those other weird things that weird cat owners claim.

But I swear to God, when I call "Kitty kitty" Binx answers with a "Mrow mrow" in the exact same tone as mine when I say, "Coming!"  And when I ask him if he's hungry or wants outside, his reply hits the sames notes as my "okay."  Exactly.

Now, I realize I'm putting myself out there by claiming my cat tries to mimic my speech, that I'm practically asking for ridicule, and it may (perhaps) be grounds for placing me in the category of "Crazy Cat Woman" but I swear to God I'm not a crazy cat woman.  I'm really not.  I swear.

It's just that my cat is super smart, tries to communicate with me, knows 50 or so words, and understands the nuances in the tone of english dialogue.   That's not a weird claim.  Is it?


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  1. No Not All, your perfectly sane (backing away slowly, avoiding eye contact)

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    1. Ha! I guess I'd best not mention my Houdini hamster...

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    1. I'm not so sure about that - yesterday he sat meowing to be let in at an open door...

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  3. Of course not. We have TWO cats, and I swear, those little girls ... um ... communicate.

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    1. Ah ha! I recognize another Non-Crazy Cat Person when I see one. Welcome to the club!

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  4. You won't get any argument from me, Kara... Excuse me a minute. What's that Mason? You want to discuss climate change? Be right with you... I've got to go now, Kara. My cat has something urgent to tell me. ;)

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  5. If your cat starts cursing at you, it's time to move out. Ot tell Stephen King to leave your family alone.

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  6. I'm not sure what was funnier, the post or the comments. My laugh for the day. Thank you!

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  7. My cats and I talk all the time. Well, just Lacey(indoor) and Minnie(outdoor). The others don't. My turtle also tries his/her( Not real sure)hand at speech. That consists on me talking and Rainbow opening and closing his mouth miming talk.

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  8. I absolutely think they try to mimic our vocal sounds! you're not crazy at all!

    or, we are both crazy.

    but that would be fun too.

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  9. I totally believe you. My Golden Retriever knew well over a hundred different words.

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    1. Golden Retriever's are smart dogs. Now my dog, he has selective hearing - "Come!", "No!", and "Leave it!" often gets no response, but he sure understands "cookie" and "car ride"!

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  10. So what percentage of people that hear the name of your dog start singing Mr Bojangles?

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    1. Quite a few - which may explain why Bojangles himself is quite the little singer. Whenever he hears a harmonica (even if it's on TV) he starts wailing.

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  11. I don't know if its weird or not, but I wish someone would put me in that category.

    Well the crazy dog person category anyway.
    He does not come when I call.
    He couldn't care less.
    He won't go outside, and just looks at me like I'm crazy.
    So maybe someone has put me in that category:)

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    1. My dog's the same - a master of this passive aggressive game where he just stands there staring at me while refusing to do as I say. He's a twerp.

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