I don't do this. Really. This is not like me! Not at all! I swear! Except...well...okay...I do have college-aged kids and I do use Facebook to keep in touch with them but...I don't stalk them. Really. It's not like I'm constantly checking their Facebook wall. At least, not every day - most days, maybe - but definately NOT every day. And they don't even have Twitter accounts. I checked.